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Why is that map of stereotypes so funny, Reed. I literally cannot figure it out.
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is this becca? why are you on anon… it must be you because no one else calls me reed. and yes it is funny let us be sad commuters together

mishjerry:


every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

"Nice girl you have there!"

twistedtheuntoldstory:

fuckyeahjaimelyn:

le-cafe-musain:

when someone gets your musical theatre reference in a conversation

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i FIND this post to be very accurate

Yeah its totally awesome

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

english dub bloopers [x]

fallofthegiants:

thesonicscrew:

jmrichards:

laughingsquid:

A Tour of the British Isles in Accents

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING.
I MUST MEMORIZE THEM ALL.

this is pretty cool

This is really impressive actually. Would’ve liked to see more of Ireland included, though.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Definitive Stereotype Map Of Britain And Ireland

i-am-in-your-fandom:

tvgropes:

the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects

AMEN